I feel like this really captures the spirit of playing Anthem. Also, the actual speaking review part really is only 12 seconds. (In case you were about to challenge my YouTube-ing integrity in the comments.)

Note for those who didn’t really get the joke: No, I’m not going to release a patch of this review. Note for those who did get it, but are mad because they really think Anthem will come through on its “untapped potential”: I don’t care. Please don’t explain.

The load screens made me we want to rip out my eyes and jump off a cliff, then swim to shore and blindly grope my way back up the cliff … at which point, the game would STILL BE LOADING!

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